What is your full name and its origins? What about any nicknames?

-Anna is my name. If you look it up it prolly means supreme ruler that has a sword that looks like a dick. I get called many things, but recently everyone including my mother has been calling me "retard".

Have you any claims to fame?

-Im a god with 12 wings, 5 swords(including the one that looks like a dick), and rainbow highlights in my ratty hair.

How would you introduce yourself?

-Hello how may i help you -insert name here-

If you are famous in your world, how would you introduce yourself to someone who had never heard of you?

-what the fuck is wrong with you

Which of your culture's achievements do you hold in highest regard?

-the death penalty

Achievements?

-exploring the grizzly hills and killing akakbuto

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

-i wanted to be a dragon and tech i am one cool right

What was your most prized possession as a child? Do you still have it?

-like alex, my piercings. i have 50 earrings, 2 nose rings, 6 eyebrow piercing and 12 lip rings neat right.

What would you change about yourself, if you could?

-EVERYTHING, IM HORRIBLE, I AM UNFIT TO BE A GODDESS

What are you obsessed with?

-twilight and the mentally handicapped and my enemies

What is your greatest achievement so far, or the high point of your career?

-killing akakbuto, i brought many males with me to kill the savage bear.

-When/where were you happiest? ummmm a few days after i came back from my unexpected vacation.

And the lowest point in your life thus far?

-right now kinda, but its good at the same time, and when my grandpa died.

What was the best decision you ever made?

-coming back

If you have any body modifications, which was most painful, or which do you regret the most? If you haven't got any, do you have any planned, or would you ever consider getting any?

-i wanna be taller goddamnit im so short its not even funny, i have no reason.

What is the most idiotic thing you have ever done while intoxicated?

-i am proud to say i have not given in to temptation and drank any of the beer in my fridge..just a sip...

What is your favourite joke?

-one where someone is being stupid and im laughing at them

What is the coolest/most impressive thing you own?

-my vagina

When did you last cry, and why?

-a day or two ago i think

What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?

-NEVER FORGIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Similarly, what's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for you?

-LOVE ME

Have you any vices?

-being a big asshole to everyone because i have no life and i dont trust anyone with anything except nothing


Do you regret anything?

-i regret not spending time with my grandpa before he passed to the great beyond....

What is the best invention ever?

-my cat hes so beautiful, if you look at him youll be happy.

How would you describe your relationship with your family?

-distant because the computer rules my life and i never go out unless its to do pointless shit and eat alot of fast food which goes straight to my vagina

Who is your biggest inspiration?

-edward cullen, hes the perfect man.
jacob can go to hell hes so retarded no one likes him get out of the book.

What are you going to do when you've finished this interview?

-mope on my king sized bed fit for a goddess and wonder why everything is so lame and uncool and how i can be cool like soul evans


done.....